There have been far too many arguments lately.
For instance, I'm having an argument with my dryer. It proclaims, "58min" on its blue LED display, so I set a timer for 60 minutes, with the intention of spending an hour doing something else, and then bringing up nice clean dry laundry. I go down to collect said laundry when the timer dings, and the dryer says, "18min".
So either my microwave and my dryer disagree about how long an hour takes, or my dryer is lying to me.
What do you think?