So far this morning, Elijah has:
Run up to me... or into me, depending on your perspective... licked me... then asked for a shirt.
Said, "It's /broken/!" while he was out of my sight... oh my. (It turned out to just be a cat toy. And I fixed it. Kinda.)
Tried to put a hat on as a shirt.
Waved and said hi... to his belly.
Said, "Cat in the Hat /everywhere/!"
Said, "Help eyes!" because he'd put applesauce in them.
And we've only been up for two hours.
Oh hai o.O