These are MY injuries, not Elijah's--he's much less clumsy than I am. Plus made of rubber.
-right foot still sore from dropping heavy glass egg on it
-right knee bruised from banging into a door frame
-right thumb healing from an impressive cut with a kitchen knife
-bruise of unknown origin on right thigh-nose still sore from Elijah slamming his head into it on Friday
-both big toes have been stubbed
I'm sure there's more that I'm forgetting. It's insane.
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